Bring in the Rain

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HIGH FIVE NAMAN DYAN!

I’m a Dog and she’s a Dinosaur.

She’s the most beautiful dinosaur I have ever seen. She destroys things with her massive body, she eats other dinosaurs (those poor other dinosaurs), she roars loudly, and I watch her and I follow her wherever she goes and I wag my tail like every dog does.

I’m in love with a dinosaur even though she destroys things with her massive body, even though she eats other dinosaurs (those poor other dinosaurs), even though she roars loudly, and even though I watch and follow her like a stupid dog wagging its tail like every dog does.

I’m a hopeless little bastard dog. Sometimes I wonder if she actually sees me. I’m a hopeless little bastard dog. Who needs a hopeless little bastard dog when you have the whole world for yourself? But I kept on following this dinosaur like a hopeless little bastard dog wagging its tail like all the stupid tail-wagging dogs do. I always look up at her. But she never looks down. I make noises but she never turns her head. Sometimes I think she never hears me or maybe because she doesn’t understand my noises and maybe I should learn her language, the dinosaur language.

One day she finally looked down and I was wagging my tail stupidly like a bastard dog which I was and I knew that one moment that she knew I was there. It felt like nothing I’ve ever felt before. It felt more than just a glance though it was just a glance actually. It felt longer than it actually lasted. And then she looked back up and continued walking, destroying, eating and roaring. Maybe I should have stopped wagging my tail, maybe it distracted her. Was it my noise? Was it my fur? Maybe it was my tail. I blew that one chance. Damn it. Damn my stupid wagging. I’m doomed. I’m a hopeless broken-hearted little bastard dog.

But stupid and unreasonable as I am, I still followed her as she destroyed, ate and roared around the place. I followed her and made noises and jumped around and wagged my tail as I always do.

One day I had this idea of biting her tail. Maybe it’ll make her turn around. So I bit her and I gave it all my strength. I bit as if I am a dinosaur, destroying and eating and roaring mightily. I felt like a dinosaur for one moment and then I jumped away tired. But she didn’t look back.

And she continued to destroy and eat and roar about like she always does. And I dragged myself behind her like I always do.

Then in desperation I voiced out my words of endearment, my noise of affection, my sweet unclear nothings, my unintelligible language and meaningless cry. But I felt like all those disappeared before it reached her ears.

She can’t feel my bite, she can’t hear my noises and she can’t understand a dog’s bark, because I’m a dog and she’s a dinosaur.

Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I shall lift the world. But I’ll still be watching you. – Archimedes

With great power comes great responsibility. But I’ll still be watching you. –Spider-man, Spider-man

I never, said that I love you. But I’ll still be watching you. – JB, Maging Sino Ka Man

We’re bigger than Jesus. But we’ll still be watching you. – John Lennon

There were bells on a hill but I never heard them ringing, but I never heard them ringing, ‘til there was you. But I’ll still be watching you. – Paul McCartney

Back off! But I’ll still be watching you. – De Venecia

I’ll give him an offer he can’t refuse. But I’ll still be watching you. – Vito Corleone, The Godfather

I’m the King of the World! But I’ll still be watching you. – Jack, Titanic

I’d give myself a ten. But I’ll still be watching you. – Simon Cowell, American Idol

Love’s such an old fashioned word. But I’ll still be watching you. – Queen and David Bowie, Under Pressure

She loved me at my worst, you had me at my best. Pero binalewala mo lang lahat ‘yun. But I’ll still be watching you. – Popoy, One More Chance

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are altogether. But I’ll still be watching you. – The Beatles, I Am the Walrus

The name’s Bond, James Bond. But I’ll still be watching you. – James Bond

(Clueless dumb look, But I’ll still be watching you.) – Bella, Twilight

Hath Jew no eyes? But I’ll still be watching you. – Shylock, The Merchant of Venice

Saging lang ang may Puso! But I’ll still be watching you. – Mark Lapid

I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU! (But I’ll still be watching you.) – Pablo Banila

Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you, tomorrow I’ll miss you, remember I’ll always be true, but I’ll still be watching you. – The Beatles, All My Loving

Okay lang I-kebs nindo ako, basta dai ko kamo i-kebs. But I’ll still be watching you.– Ken Abante

Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms… or hits you with a pepper spray. But I’ll still be watching you. – Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory

Yes we can. But I’ll still be watching you. – Barack Obama

You’re still my idol. But I’ll still be watching you. – Manny Pacquiao

No, you’re my idol. But I’ll still be watching you. – Oscar de la Hoya

Mmmmkkkkaaayyyyy. But I’ll still be watching you. – Em

Harayuon man ang iniisip mo. But I’ll still be watching you. – Ate Monica

Tano man harayo, yaon ka man lang digdi. But I’ll still be watching you. – Agor

Your smile, your touch, your taste, it turns me on and on and on, that I fall in love with you all over again. But I’ll still be watching you. – Ronan Keating and Kate Rusby, All Over Again


therefore, di ako stalker.

Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I shall lift the world. But I’ll still be watching you. – Archimedes

With great power comes great responsibility. But I’ll still be watching you. –Spider-man, Spider-man

I never, said that I love you. But I’ll still be watching you. – JB, Maging Sino Ka Man

We’re bigger than Jesus. But we’ll still be watching you. – John Lennon

There were bells on a hill but I never heard them ringing, but I never heard them ringing, ‘til there was you. But I’ll still be watching you. – Paul McCartney

Back off! But I’ll still be watching you. – De Venecia

I’ll give him an offer he can’t refuse. But I’ll still be watching you. – Vito Corleone, The Godfather

I’m the King of the World! But I’ll still be watching you. – Jack, Titanic

I’d give myself a ten. But I’ll still be watching you. – Simon Cowell, American Idol

Love’s such an old fashioned word. But I’ll still be watching you. – Queen and David Bowie, Under Pressure

She loved me at my worst, you had me at my best. Pero binalewala mo lang lahat ‘yun. But I’ll still be watching you. – Popoy, One More Chance

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are altogether. But I’ll still be watching you. – The Beatles, I Am the Walrus

The name’s Bond, James Bond. But I’ll still be watching you. – James Bond

(Clueless dumb look, But I’ll still be watching you.) – Bella, Twilight

Hath Jew no eyes? But I’ll still be watching you. – Shylock, The Merchant of Venice

Saging lang ang may Puso! But I’ll still be watching you. – Mark Lapid

I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU! (But I’ll still be watching you.) – Pablo Banila

Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you, tomorrow I’ll miss you, remember I’ll always be true, but I’ll still be watching you. – The Beatles, All My Loving

Okay lang I-kebs nindo ako, basta dai ko kamo i-kebs. But I’ll still be watching you.– Ken Abante

Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms… or hits you with a pepper spray. But I’ll still be watching you. – Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory

Yes we can. But I’ll still be watching you. – Barack Obama

You’re still my idol. But I’ll still be watching you. – Manny Pacquiao

No, you’re my idol. But I’ll still be watching you. – Oscar de la Hoya

Mmmmkkkkaaayyyyy. But I’ll still be watching you. – Em

Harayuon man ang iniisip mo. But I’ll still be watching you. – Ate Monica

Tano man harayo, yaon ka man lang digdi. But I’ll still be watching you. – Agor

Your smile, your touch, your taste, it turns me on and on and on, that I fall in love with you all over again. But I’ll still be watching you. – Ronan Keating and Kate Rusby, All Over Again

 see. di ako stalker.

... Real Women Have Curves is that the title backfires. I can see the bitterness in it.
... PE class is that I am one cut away from dropping it since this morning I thought my class starts at 9am when in fact it is 8.
... Life is Entropy.
... Perspectivism is that it in itself is a perspective.
... getting fatter is that I have 2 weeks to gain 5 lbs
... saving up is that I also have 2 weeks to save a good amount.
... some boys is that they get insecure with a fictional character whose level is so low it's not worth swooping down at.
... the last statement is that it is ironic.
... Godzilla is that he's Godzilla.
... Quantum of Solace is that I expected too much from it.
... my labo blogs is that I think I'm making another one soon in contrary to my declaration of stopping to make them and I'm dropping the 7 People idea for I do not have permission from some of the seven people to write about them in my blog.
... tomorrow's sched is that it only cancels fil class.
... RAWR is that she's a dinosaur.
... me is that i'm a dog.
... RAWR is that she wants to give me away.
... me is that i think she wants to give me away.
... someone is that she said sorry.
... me was that I got scared when she said sorry.
... someone is that she told me to shut up.
... my foot is that i have a blister.
... Big Bang Theory is that there is no episode for this week!
... plurk is... nothing's wrong with plurk! let's all PLURK!

I hate to see you go.

I hate to see you. Go.

wala lang!! i miss ateneo de naga so much.

EWAN LINE NI RYAN:
*ipinapamigay mo lang ako? sabagay, ako'y isang choice lang sa multiple choice mo.*

You know that feeling when something you love turns out to be a disappointment?

Yes, that's how I felt. I watched Quantum of Solace today. It was good but it wasn't as good as Casino Royale. The chase scenes weren't that good. The Bond girl wasn't good, though she looks pretty (she looks familiar). I didn't feel the evil of the antagonist.

It was more of Bond moving on after Vesper's death. But I still liked some parts.

The only thing better than Casino Royale was the new gun-barrel sequence.

I liked it because it was a Bond movie. But it was a disappointment to critics and other movie watchers. I just hope Bond23 will be better.

 

I now feel how the Twilight fans feel.

(go on react)

(to renzo, mae and rex: THIS BLOG IS SO SARCASTIC!)

i got the idea from uncyclopedia.
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Ryan is Watching You. It's so easy not to care.
Obama won. It's so easy not to care.
Christmas is near. It's so easy not to care.
The world is under a crisis. It's so easy not to care.
Manny Villar is no longer senate president. It's so easy not to care.
Impeachment complaint is junked. It's so easy not to care.
Britney is a good girl again. It's so easy not to care.
Twilight got 70M in two days. It's so easy not to care.
I have a plurk! It's so easy not to care.
Ateneo is #1 in the country. It's so easy not to care.
UST rants about Ateneo's ranking. It's so easy not to care.
UST rants more. It's so easy not to care.
It's my birthday today. It's so easy not to care.
I stop messaging you. It's so easy not to care.
Boyzone is back. It's so easy not to care.
You don't care. It's so easy not to care.
My grades went up. It's so easy not to care.
I'm loving calculus. It's so easy not to care.
McDonald's still hasn't opened. It's so easy not to care.
I'm no longer a stalker but I'm still watching you. It's so easy not to care.
Someone falls n love. It's so easy not to care.
They broke up. It's so easy not to care.
Bob Ong has a new book. It's so easy not to care.
Someone marries a fishball. It's so easy not to care.
You're reading this. It's so easy not to care.
You actually care. It's so easy not to care.

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Even care bears don't care bears don't care bears don't care bears don't care...

bears don't care bears don't care bears don't...

care bears don't care...

haiiiiii

Now even she is taken. (well just rumored -- with JOE JONAS. PFT of all the gay people in the world)

My only celebrity crush. ERGH

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Today we witnessed a mass for a couple who's been married for 57 years. When the woman told us 57, I thought they were 57 years old (i wasn't paying that much attention). It took seconds for the thought to really sink in. 57 YEARS!

The man has Parkinson's disease, and his wife takes care of him.

I think we were only 10 in the mass. I was smiling when I saw the man react while The Lord's Prayer was being recited. I knew he knew what's happening, his wife was holding his hands and I knew he was happy. I wasn't even saddened by what I saw. I too was happy.

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then you go back to the depression of names and missing names and missing people who keep on making you hurt yourself for you look for them and do not find them and even if you find them you'd still feel hurt so maybe i'll accept the hurting.

all i wanted was to know if he's a nice person.